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     After looking over the body damage of Kevin's vehicle, a person for MTV's Pimp My Ride jestured, "This isn't so bad. Its a bumper off and a little damage to the body. But the interrior really good. Why did you drive all the way out here for?"
     This made Kevin feel bad in a good way. He thought, "Cool, my car is pimp."
     Well...according to the MTV person on site, if Kevin's car WAS going to be on the show he'd know by March 17, 2005. That was three days ago. Kevin currently can be found sleeping on top of his car comforting it, which he considers his, "hot girl."
     "She's so sweet. She never once gave up on me. She was there ever since... well, a while. And she's still here. I'd adopt her out if I knew she would be treated better."
     The rear bumper of the Mazda Miata had been wripped off while he was trying to pull another car out of the mud. "I got it out!" Kevin announced with excitement. "But, the bumper, well...thats another story."

March 20, 2005 (USA): Laying across a crumpled side-street, this teenager remains in shock. MTV (Music Televison) has a show entitled, "Pimp My Ride." Well, according to them, this 1992 Mazda Miata, "...doesn't really need to be pimped."
Perplexed, he lays beside his car in total dismay on the first day of spring, illuminated by the sun. Except... except... his mind isn't so illuminated.

In late February 2005, Kevin [ssshhhh...] Zeether (actual name withheld in fear of retaliation by affiliates of the episodic) had went for an interview to be on Pimp My Ride. He was estatic! They called him to take a video archive of his, "messed up Mazda," Kevin recalls. "I sent in an e-mail with pictures of my car from front to back, so then a few days later I got a call saying to come in..." And so he did. But when he got there things changed.