dieORlive?

Saturday-March 19, 2005 (CANADA): Ahh. Well, I still don't know why I was in Canada. Hmm... I wonder if anyone realizes that when they're there? I'm not so sure I could answer that question.
     I knew I was somewhere though, because if I was no where there wouldn't be something in front of me... then it had to be SOMEWHERE! Wow, I was finally not lost... that was something new.
     Looking into the distance past the scenery that was half-way there and another half trying to hold its ground... but, really, there wasn't any ground to hold. It was freezing though. I knew that! Ahh. Why did I come here? I was getting really annoyed and this was really starting to bug me. What was my problem! I was searching for something but whatever it was I wasn't much for finding anything.
     I did find something! Wow. Thats a big shock. No it wasn't. An acorn? What? Okay... why did I need an acorn for? Hmm... I guess it would have helped me to keep that acorn instead of throwing it to who knows where... yeah. It would have helped. I really didn't feel like getting attacked by giant squirrels again. Well, too bad, I guess... I wasn't really avoidable, was it?
     I looked up and saw a whole bunch of giant squirrels. Wow! Shocker. "Oh well," I was thinking to myself, "Whats another day being attacked by giant squirrels?" I guess it wasn't such a big deal after I think about it for a while. Ahh! It was SO ANNOYING!! Like that really matterer though. It really didn't. As soon as I got those squirrels off of me I pack of giant rats that I only saw in the States' once or twice were following me. I could have swore it wasn't even rats. They were battleships.