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David Letterman
Explains the World
Television Personality, David Letterman, goes behind the scenes to the inner-working of the globe to explain why people and things are the way they are!
Friday-March 18, 2005 (INDIA): The sky felt good for some reason. I'm not sure why though... I kept getting bit by insects... the problem was I couldn't really see anything to diagnose what I was getting bit by. Well, it really didn't matter, I gave up anyways. It turns out it wasn't much help knowing that when I was being attacked by that lion I met in Africa yesterday. Hmm... I kept wondering, "How did that lion get here?" Ahh... it must of followed me on the plane or something. Oh well, lion's will be lion's. Thats kind of like that one quote... "" will be "". Ahh! Whatever goes in the quotes I don't care they're so annoying! Lion's will be lion's! Ahh. How can someone justify a lion with another lion? It doesn't make any sense!! I was so mad. I was going crazy... but that really wasn't my biggest problem because I was still getting attacked by that lion.
"What should I do?" I thought to myself. Yeah. As if I could actually answer that one. Hey, maybe I could. Hmm... not sure. It was possible I guess. Wasn't it? No. Well... yeah. I guess so.
I must have been losing it or something because just as I turned my head I heard something so strange it confuses me today... I heard someone saying, "Why..." The first part caught my attention. The rest... well, I could care less. I was wondering what the reason was someone was asking, "Why?" Then that made me wonder... and so I started asking why...
"Why was this lion attacking me for so long?" "Why was it still night time?" "Why if there was a telephone hanging on a branch was I somewhere lost?" Ahh... I was confused. A telephone hanging on the branches of a tree I could care less for did me no good.
I wasn't sure where I was. I needed to leave though. It was getting early.
-Jason Loner, dieorlive.com