dieORlive?

Tuesday-March 15, 2005 (RUSSIA): I don't know how it happened but it seems that I was a little bit dazed. Was I awake? I had no idea by now. I'm sure I was though. Well, anyways... that didn't matter. It shouldn't have as soon as I was ambushed by thirty or so shadows in the darkness. It still did matter. Hummm... I wonder why that was? I can care less.
     "Hey! Get away from me!! What are you all doing?" I was trying my hardest to fight them off... and I was doing pretty well considering most of them were already knocked out by this time.
     The sun was just coming up. I remember this because a yellow bird was flying by that reminded me to remember that the sun was coming up. Well, it worked! I guess that bird knew more than I did. I wonder...
     I heard an ocean and the stars began to sink into the immediate blue that was becoming of the cityscape. Yeah. I was in a city. How I got there... well, I'd wonder that also if I cared to wonder it much. I didn't though. Maybe I did, but who knows?
     "Ahoy out there! Ahoy!" A voice from the distance called out. And it was none other that David Letterman. Interesting, I thought. Why was it that he was in the two other countries that I'd been at already... and now he's here? Was he following me or something like some deranged staulker! I was so scared I froze on the spot. Well, I didn't really freeze. Actually, I started walking away. He wasn't able to catch me because I was going about 1/8 miles an hour and he really wasn't much of a runner. So, the longer I walked, the farther he got. He was trying to catch-up, I could see that. Well, I really couldn't see that. I mostly knew because I heard a voice hacking, "Hey, not so fast there! You're still asleep."