dieORlive?

Friday-March 11, 2005 (CHINA): Night, complete darkness... the stars weren't out this day... it had been like this for a while. Yeah, wow... so, I was traveling around the world you might say. You wouldn't say that. I was doing nothing of the sort. It was as if I was running in circles and whever I was going I couldn't begin to explain it. Did I know where I was headed? No... not really. Did it matter? I didn't. Well... until I happened to trip over something as I was spinning around going no where. "Ahh!!" I yelled, when I realized it was David Letterman trying to learn how to use chop sticks to eat some crickets off of the ground. "Yuck!" Well, it was China... and as far as I knew I was completely ignorant to what they ate out there.
     After trying for a while to get a few crickets and failing, Letterman stood up and said, "Hey, I take it you didn't find the antidote yet, did you?"
     "Antidote?" I wondered. hmm... I didn't know before that I had been looking for this ANTIDOTE! "Antidote!! What would I need an antidote for? Did someone poison me?"
     "I never said you were poisoned. I was just asking if you found the antidote, thats all."
     Well, the entire conversation evades me and I don't know why. I seemed to have misplaced my mind that day in China. It was a big city and there were people everywhere walking all around... ahh. I was so confused that day! I couldn't make sense of anything. Could I? Well, as far as I knew I couldn't and if I knew any better I sure wasn't telling myself.
     After a little while, Letterman grabbed his chopsticks and headed off. But before he left he called out, "You procrastinate a lot, don't you?"
     Just then I had the shock of my life. Wow, that woke me up.